Six Pop Artists Who Should Be Replaced By Nerdcore Music Artists
Here’s a question: would you miss out on listening to names like Jeremih or Katy Perry should they were no longer on the radio? In the event you replied yes, you happen to be either a) a 15 year old girl or B) somebody who wears shades inside your home. If you emphatically answered no, you’re probably one of the countless silent Americans who don’t really know the best place to turn with regards to discovering music which actually has a message as well as speaks to issues close to them (did you kiss a girl and did you like it?)
Pop Musicians are really a dime a dozen and for the most part will be cranking out songs such as factories crank out car parts or fast food restaurants crank out hamburgers. Wouldn’t it be great to provide ourselves some variety, specifically something that spoke to the lifestyle of gamers? Nerdcore doesn’t pretend to be pop music, as well as that’s why it had success amongst individuals who are searching for something diverse. It’s music that is unique, has a message, and a ton of unheard of music artists who happen to be talented yet not known. I do believe it’s time we gave Nerdcore some more “air-time.”
Listed here are six Pop Musicians who should be replaced by Nerdcore Music artists:
Nerdcore Artist: Dual Core
Replacing: New Boyz
Although turning the “S” in boys to “Z” teeters precariously close to 1337sp34K, this band of kids not legally old enough to purchase Goldschlager, will be missed by merely a few individuals, probably starting with Ray J as well as concluding with the artist’s mother and father. Their number one song on iTunes says volumes about how great of a contribution the band has made to music:
I Met a group of girls in a Escalade
I Met a group of girls in a Escalade
Met met a group of girls in a Escalade
They came with you and left with me
It’s believed the lines were inspired by a combination of John Lennon’s music and a dream Ozzy Osbourne once had. Nerdcore rise-up…
Nerdcore Artist: Optimus Rhyme
Replacing: P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Daddy Puff/The guy from those perfume advertisements
P Diddy is quite the anomaly. The Puff Daddy and the Family album is still among my favorites to this day, as well as the impressive Mo’ Money single with Mase (when was the last time you heard that guy’s name?) is still one of the most memorable music videos of the 1990′s.
P Diddy is actually a brand name, a commodity…he’s been intelligent enough to control his brand and ensure he was the man pulling the strings. His songs has grown into much more of a marketing tool, and he is much more replaceable than any music performer not named Rebecca Black, even though slightly less creative (at least she has her very own original records).
Nerdcore Artist: MC Chris
Replacing: Nicki Minaj
In the most befuddling mystery ever since the Egyptian pyramids, Nicki Minaj is among the most profitable music artists of all-time. That’s based from the simple fact that she is the only musician to have seven songs in the Billboard Top 100 all at once. Look at yet another simple fact, though…all but one of those happen to be cameos to songs by Ludacris, Wayne, Trey Songz, Usher, Sean Kingston, as well as Jay Sean.
Can she survive on her own? Most likely. Should we need to consistently keep listening to find out. Here’s hoping we don’t have to…
Nerdcore Artist: YT Cracker
Replacing: Jeremih
I bet you thought I was going to propose replacing “Eminem” didn’t you? Yet that will have been, well, absurd. Eminem speaks his mind as well as doesn’t actually care what other people think…you’d have to think that his massive success is tied directly to fan demand to experience genuine artists…yet the executives doing the decisions must feel otherwise.
But, I digress, we’re swapping out Jerimih, the guy who loves birthday sex as well as wants you down on him. He’s incredibly popular, drives luxury vehicles and is a celebrity. Hey, I’m sold…the real question is, just how many more singles would it take to realize that Jermih happens to be a filthy rich star, until we stop caring?
I thought I told you Imma star
You see the ice, you see the cars
Flashy lights, everywhere we are,
Live tonight, like there’s no tomorrow
Painfully enough, we’re still finding out.
Nerdcore Artist: Beefy
Replacing: T-Pain
I remember T-Pain’s debut single “I’m Sprung.” A song dedicated to his wife, which actually provided some exclusive insight into the conflicting nature of (dare I mention it) love.
Yet now, T-Pain is known as that dude from the I’m on a Boat music video who evidently really likes money (like everyone else) and all he does is win, win, win…no matter what (like Charlie Sheen). He’d be very easy to replace – lose the autotune and make him put five grand in a bottle everytime he says the word money in a song and he’d be making beats for Ke$ha this time in a few days.
Nerdcore Artist: MC Frontalot
Replacing: will.i.am
He is Will. Not Will Smith. The one guy from the Black Eyed Peas that really speaks. He’s become among the most prominent producers/beat makers in the music industry. He’s a God among the women running on their treadmill machines, looking for that extra boost to get them going (try this should you really want to go big) but to anybody searching for genuine songs, he’ merely another guy creating filler which rocks the hell out of a half-time show, but does not do it for anybody searching for a jolt of inspiration or something that they could relate to (that’s exactly what music is supposed to do, remember).
Stepped up in the party like my name was “that b***h”.
All these haters mad because I’m so established.
They know I’m a beast, yeah I’m a f**king savage
Haters you can kill yourself.
And so let it be written, let it be told…
Yet do not take my word for it, take a look at the video playlist and inform me if you feel the world is ready for more Nerdcore.
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